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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 0:53:50 GMT -5
herers funny txts i send mofos...i dunno... just random numbers
1: if yr gay..wrong number. misquito hit me ear...thats irish. but if yu have sweet cannom hooter ill be all overthem shits like shit stains on blue jeans
2: yr tits r sweeet...the wrong number......or t5he best number!
3; i will fuck yr wife silly huge cock...promise
4:heard u have a gaping ashole... i want in
5"::wanna fuck..my dick is 2 inches...seriouisly.
6:u black...cuz id suck yr tits hardcore!!!111
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 0:55:13 GMT -5
these are jusr random cell numbers i send shit to...thwres millions more
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 1:04:05 GMT -5
7: yr pussy felt sdo good like hot rice and sour milk
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 1:21:15 GMT -5
8... i loved suckin yr tits...the mkilk ...not feelin it...but it was fresh.
woops...land line....gunna throw my phonrernmer in thre woods
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 1:26:05 GMT -5
i may now have to rot my phone....bs...fuck rhwwewew hateraz
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 1:35:23 GMT -5
hammmmmmered!
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 1:35:52 GMT -5
i have my own thread.
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Post by maury povich on Jul 4, 2011 17:05:45 GMT -5
i was trippin my balls off.......good times
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Post by maury povich on Jul 5, 2011 22:18:46 GMT -5
4:heard u have a gaping ashole... i want in
haha...this one actually called me back....
Hi this is stephanie...i just recieved a message in regards to to something about my gaping asshole and u want in....i'd appreciate it if you didnt send any other messages like this...and if so i will be calling the police!
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Post by S474N on Jul 5, 2011 22:33:31 GMT -5
N1 regarding the last one. DO NOT GET DRUNK AND TXT HER AGAIN!! This is NO SHIT: I am currently up for an O.P. violation for Drunk TXT'ing "Merry Christmas to you and...." I am not shitting you. That's a criminal misdemeanor offense. SHEESH SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO X-MAS SPIRIT!  and I'm 5 months Sober tomorrow! |
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Post by maury povich on Jul 5, 2011 23:43:46 GMT -5
congrats man...stay that way...and i know its hard!
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Post by maury povich on Jul 5, 2011 23:46:34 GMT -5
im actually going to txt her back....hahaha...good thing i can change my number once a day
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Post by ^T0rm3nT0r* on Jul 7, 2011 13:19:10 GMT -5
haha nice #4 is my favorite, i have some numbers u could random txt to
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and I'm 5 months Sober tomorrow!
